dude, i crashed my zonda!

For the second day in a row my local paper has ran a story about a guy who pranged his Zonda when he allowed a 'professional driver' behind the wheel. No one was hurt in the accident, but the 'story' is that £300,000 of damage was caused to the £500,000 motor.

So what? His insurance will cover it. If you're rich enough to buy a complete wankers car like a Zonda, be a fucking man about it when it all goes tits. This is not a news story. Please do not try to make any more mileage out of it.

'The only thing I polish more than my Zonda is my tiny penis'